phone call home
Me: (calling the house)
James: Hello mom were you trying to call earlier?
Me: Yes James…
James: Whaddya want?
James: Oh my gosh sorry mom, may I ask what do you want?
Me: *blink blink* James my dear. Correcting your rudeness by adding “May I ask” in front of it doesn’t make it any less rude.
James: Ohhh, ok. Sorry mom. Hi! What’s up?